My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Randomize
