508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Best friends brother. Beat that.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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