Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
