summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just invented taco cereal.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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