I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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