Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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