You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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