I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
They are going to name an STD after you.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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