Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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