You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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