Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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