I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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