member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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