I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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