didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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