Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
She tied me up with her honor cords...
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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