Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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