Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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