Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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