I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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