I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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