Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I think I sprained my soul last night
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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