I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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