He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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