Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
His hands were made for my vagina.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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