at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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