Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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