4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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