$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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