He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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