yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I think I am morally bankrupt
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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