where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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