he wants to bone in the snuggie
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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