..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
