let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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