First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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