I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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