My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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