Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Nicole vs. Life
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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