have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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