physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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