But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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