HIV tests are more positive than that guy
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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