At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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