It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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