Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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