STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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