please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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