"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
i believe in u and ur pee
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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