I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I'm passing your future prison.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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