Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm both gender and math confused
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