Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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