For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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