I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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