Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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