"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I can text with my tongue
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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