Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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