no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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