where does the pee come out of this thing
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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