we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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