OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
