1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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