I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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